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THE ALIMONY PRISON
1927
In the roaring, wild year of 1927, the Alimony Prison, nestled discreetly on
Greenwich Village’s MacDougal Street, was arguably the classiest speakeasy in all
of New York City.
The brainchild of an ex-prize fighter and professional gambler named Dominick
Cosenza, the speak included among its considerable boasts the very finest
Canadian and European booze, the smoothest, hottest New Orleans jazz, and the
cleanest, most enthusiastic Hell’s Kitchen hookers.
Splashy décor surrounded individual café tables arranged freely before an
expansive, elevated stage. A full jazz band commanded the rear stage and
downstage the most beautiful scantily clad showgirls performed nightly to an
always packed house.
Most tables were encircled by thick, pliable vertical rubber bars, and patrons
would part the bars gingerly to access the gilded and cushioned chairs. Waiters
wearing prison garb, gray overalls with horizontal black stripes, and matching
pillbox caps rushed to service them with rum and Cokes, seven and sevens, icy
English gin martinis, and the best cabaret food in town. Only the rival 21 Club,
located just a short walk away, could even begin to match the Prison’s overall
quality.
The main clubroom sat at street level; the brothel, consisting of ten small, well-
furnished bedrooms and an intimate lounge area, occupied the second floor.
On the topmost third floor, an exact mirror image nightclub stood silent and
unused. On those periodic occasions when the downstairs club was raided and
padlocked by pre-arrangement with the local authorities, the third floor was
brought to life and open for business the very next evening. As soon as Cosenza
and his legal representatives had attended to all legalities and fines, the
downstairs club would reopen and the good times would roll uninterrupted until the
next scheduled raid.
Now, on this particular night, Lily O’Rourke Cosenza peered out at the women
standing before her and sighed: they were just children, really, and Lily, at twenty-
seven, having to deal with them all.
“All right, ladies,” she said, in her very best mother-of-the-realm voice. “Just
about time for us to open up for business. But before we do, I need to ask for a
couple of volunteers.”
The “ladies”—eight prostitutes in various stages of splendid boudoir attire—
returned Lily’s casual smile with icy hostility.
“We surely ain’t none of us volunterin’ for nothin’, Lil, so just go on and pick out
the ones of us with the fattest asses and get it over with,” said one young thing,
Mabel McGuire, twenty years old and five foot five, one hundred and forty pounds
if an ounce and hard as a Packard’s chrome bumper.
Lily allowed her smile to grow cold and her eyes to dull.
“Well now,” she said, dabbing a forefinger at Mabel, “that would be you, honey,
sure as Jesus wore sandals to Sunday school.”
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Mabel frowned as the girls around her giggled.
“Figured as much,” she said with resignation.
Trying as it was at times, Lily enjoyed running the second floor brothel for her
husband, the man known to one and all as “Big Dom.” It beat peddling butts or
shaking a leg on some smoky speakeasy stage, both of which had served as
careers in her recent past. Yes, she liked madaming a whole lot better: easier on
the feet
and
on the soul. And it didn’t hurt one little bit to be married to the boss,
her brooding and leathery tough ex-prize-fighter-turned-saloon-keeper. It provided
a powerful touch of job security to her position.
Lily allowed herself a softer smile before speaking. “Girls,” she continued,
cooing comfort at them, “you all know how this works. Every once in a time, the
coppers raid the joint to show the citizens how honest they are. It’s like that for
every speak in the city, every speak in the country, I figure. The deal Big Dom cut
this time was they could take out the downstairs and grab two girls from outta
here. They’ll hit us tomorrow night and then the joint reopens upstairs the next
night, same as usual, and we here in the cathouse, well, we just keep on purring,
just with two less girls. Big Dom pays all bails, legal fees, and fines, and a few days
from now he opens back up on the ground floor and the two girls get cut loose and
come back to work. Everybody comes away happy—saints, sinners, cops, and
citizens.”
Mable McGuire inserted a finger into her right ear, furiously working it against a
dry skin itch she’d been suffering ever since the weather had turned so damn cold.
“Excepts me,” she said. “I winds up gettin’ goosed by some horny coppers and
dyke-rubbed in the women’s lock-up.”
Lily brightened her smile. “Why, Mabel, dearie, I know that feeling. That’s why I
got my man to make it right this time. Big Dom says there’s twenty dollars a day in
it for each girl that volunteers.”
An excited chatter and raising of hands suddenly surrounded Lily, and cries of
“Take me!” and “I’ll do it!” rang in her ears.
“Well, I’ll be damned,” she said sweetly. “If I didn’t know any better I’d just
swear you ladies only do this for the money. Well, I will be damned.”
Later that evening when Lily entered the cluttered first floor office, she found Big
Dom hunched over his massive mahogany desk, an unlit Cuban cigar clenched
between his yellowed, uneven teeth, a scowl working at the corners of his mouth.
“Sit,” he said gruffly, without raising his eyes to her.
She dropped heavily into one of the upholstered dark blue velvet chairs before
the desk and sighed. He knotted his hands together on the desktop and slowly
leaned his massive upper body toward her. Big Dom made a strong and conscious
effort to ignore her stunning beauty, despite the inviting glisten from her bobbed,
chestnut hair and promise of warmth from her body.
“You line up two broads to get pinched tomorrow night?” he asked, his voice
hard.
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Lily could see, without needing to look, the coarse pubic-like hair which matted
the back of his large, gnarled fighter’s hands on the desk before her. It caused the
hair at her nape to stir.
“Yes,” she said, her tone neutral and matter of fact. “Mabel McGuire and
Shakey Miles.”
Now his scowl deepened, the cigar tip dipping against the increased clench of
his teeth.
“Shakey? Why Shakey? She pulls in nearly a c-note a night. Get one of the
others, another pig like Mabel.”
Her smile deepened as she thought: How fortunate it was that Big Dom owned
one of the city’s most profitable speakeasies. He’d have little influence over man
nor woman otherwise.
“Okay, honey, if that’s what you want.”
“Yes, that’s what I want. Now beat it, I’m busy.”
She stood slowly, admiring the sparkle of the three-carat diamond on her finger
as it tossed the glow from the green shaded desk lamp about the room. As she
turned to leave, she heard him bark once more but did not bother to turn to face
him.
“And Lily,” he said, “I’ll tell you somethin’ else I want. I want you and that Joe
Rudi to knock it off. There’s more than some might say I was crazy, but I ain’t blind
and I ain’t stupid. I hear about you and the bull-necked Sicilian goon playing
footsies just one more time, I’m gonna rip his lungs out. Then I’m gonna bust up
that pretty face of yours real good and put you to workin’ in the kitchen steamin’
pots with the chinks. You hear me?”
Still without turning, she answered, keeping her voice light, her tone singsong.
Lily had been around, and she knew when a dangerous man was mad, and she
knew when one was bad mad. Big Dom Cosenza was bad mad.
“Nothin’ going on there, lover. I swear on my soul, but I hear you. Joe and me
won’t even speak on a single thing but Prison business—Big Dom business.” She
paused and waited for the dismissive grunt she knew was coming, then left the
room. Softly.
Guiseppe Cataldo Rudialaro was thirty years old and known throughout both the
criminal and societal world of New York City as Joe Rudi. He had shared a misspent
childhood and youth prowling the South Brooklyn streets and brothels with his life-
long friend, Alphonse Capone. And then, eight long years ago, in 1919, a local
misfortune had befallen young Alphonse and driven him off into the protective
womb of Chicago’s underworld.
Young Rudi had then taken up with Charles Luciano, a bootlegger and pimp
known to one and all as “Lucky.” Joe had initially served as a low rung enforcer and
debt collector, gradually working his way up to occasional hit man. But later, as
signs of Rudi’s awkward addiction to alcohol and games of chance had become
apparent to Luciano, genuinely fond of young Joe, Lucky had assigned him a lesser
role as overseer in Big Dom’s classy joint down in the Village. It had, after all, been
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Luciano’s money and booze, political juice and muscle, which had set Big Dom up
in business, and as any Astor or Carnegie might do, Lucky had had the foresight to
put friendly and loyal eyes and ears into the midst of his investment. Sometimes,
Luciano well knew, a man made his own luck.
With Rudi serving as an extremely competent and enthusiastic bouncer for the
speakeasy and brothel, Big Dom had harbored no complaints. It had been a win-
win situation: a Luciano trademark. So far, for nearly three years, it had worked
well.
Now, just before midnight, Rudi sat hunched over good English gin and clear ice
while seated at the small, dim corner bar tucked at the rear of the brothel’s
lounge. He watched with hooded, half-drunken eyes as two hookers worked a
customer, swelling an imagination of sexual anticipation in the poor sucker that Joe
knew even they, with the combined might of their considerable abilities, would
never satisfy.
He slowly sipped at his gin and turned his attention back to Lily, who was
perched sensuously on the black leather barstool beside him.
“I ain’t scareda no punch-drunk ex-pug,” he said, the cigarette and alcohol
ravaged vocal cords in his throat grating on each syllable. “He can name his
poison: fists, knives, guns, or better. I can take him three ways from Sunday.”
Lily smiled at him sweetly and patted gently at his hand where it was clenched
tightly on the bar’s edge.
“I know that, sweetie,” she purred, her eyelids fluttering seductively as she
thought: What predictable fools these thugs all were. “But, dearie, that’s not the
point. The point is, Momma likes the moola, and Big Dom’s got the big pile. You
can come up just a little short in that department. So, we need to break it off—
clean—grand as it all was.”
She leaned in closer, allowing her cleavage to compress and her five-dollar-a-
bottle imported perfume to reach into his brain. Rudi’s face, at best impassive and
bulldoggish, turned colder and meaner.
“There’s a name used for a dame talks like that,” he said, allowing more hiss
into his usual rasp.
Lily pursed her lips. “But, Joe, lover, you’re too much a class act to use that on
me. You know, baby, nobody ever loved me better’n you, Joe. We’ll always have
that.”
Joe Rudi had the education of a street orphan and the finesse of a Roman galley
slave, but behind his hard dark eyes an animal’s cunning danced lightly and
vigilantly.
He smiled at her, cold and cruel, sneering as he spoke.
“Bullshit, baby. You run those lines on the headwaiter and that newspaperman
you got your eye on. Me and you, we ain’t got a damned thing. But startin’ night
after tomorrow, right after the raid is done with, you can start skimmin’ a little
more of the nightly take. Let’s say a c-note more. And
then
we’ll have us
somethin’. That’s my price.”
Lily frowned. This did not sound right. She had been prepared for the roar of
wounded manly pride and a painfully cut off libido. But this. This sounded like
greed. This she could respect, and it frightened her.
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“Your price? But, baby, your price for what?”
Rudi slipped an Old Gold between his thick lips and dug out a diamond
encrusted lighter. Its gold face was inscribed “To my Paisano, with friendship
forever, AL.” He struck the flame and raised his eyes to hers. Still smiling around
the cigarette, he now spoke softly.
“My price to not go see Big Dom. My price to not tell him about that cute little
dimple you got on your left ass cheek. To not tell him... stuff. You know, dolly...
stuff.”
Lily sat back on her stool. She had a sudden vision of a hospital emergency
room, with doctors peering down at her face, horror in their eyes, blood running
warm on her skin. Then, suddenly, the hot and smelly steaming kitchen of the
Alimony Prison pushed into her mind’s eye and the chop-chop cadence of Chinese
laborers began to echo within her head.
She didn’t know which image terrified her more, but she did know one thing:
Neither was to her liking. No, she thought, this was not quite what she had in mind.
Lily was up and about early the next morning, eight o’clock, without a care that
Dom would ever know she had left the cozy confines of their Sullivan Street
townhouse. They had both rolled in at five a.m., after closing the Prison down and
locking up the night’s receipts in the hidden safe. Big Dom had been good and
drunk, and Lily knew he would not awaken until noon at the very earliest. And she
planned to be back home long before that.
Lily quickly and quietly dressed in her best uptown clothes as the nature of her
errand made it best conducted away from the small town intimacy of the twisting,
tree-lined Village streets. Yes, it was better that she head for the hustle and bustle
of midtown, away from her local celebrity status—just another face in the great
metropolitan crowd. She invested seventy-five cents in taxi fare and luxuriated in
the comfort of an Oldsmobile’s rear seat, thankful for the grizzled cabby’s silence
as he skillfully snaked through the workday traffic.
Later, a second cab sped her homeward, and she took leave of it at the corner
of Sullivan and West Third, walking the last half block to the townhouse. And when
Big Dom awoke at one-fifteen that afternoon, Lily greeted him with a smile from
their kitchen table.
“Morning, baby,” she said. “I’ve got some nice strong coffee for my big, strong
man. You sit down and let me serve it to you.”
Big Dom paused in the doorway, waiting for the bourbon to stop pounding in his
temples. His bloodshot eyes took in the beauty of Lily, her full, lush body swelling
the silk and satin nightgown she wore. He smiled. What a lucky son-of-a-bitch he
was, he thought. Had the world by the short ones, he did, and he would never give
it up.
“Thanks, dolly,” he said. “While I’m drinkin’ it, you go get yourself ready for me.
I need a little lovin’ this morning.”
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Lily went to the stove and poured black coffee into his favorite mug. Turning,
she allowed the nightgown to slip itself open a bit. She smiled at his hulking mass
still hovering in the kitchen doorway.
“I’m sure glad to hear that, baby,” she cooed. “Nobody ever loved me better
than you, Daddy. You hurry down this coffee. I’ll be waiting for you.”
At exactly ten o’clock that evening, three police vehicles rolled to a stop in front of
the Alimony Prison. Lieutenant Francis Dermott McAdams, thirty-two years old and
a strapping six feet two inches tall, climbed from the lead vehicle, a black
Studebaker. Closing the door behind him, he leaned into the open passenger
window and spoke to the patrolman sitting in the driver’s seat.
“You stay waitin’ here, Douglas, lad,” he said, his brogue nearly untouched
despite fifteen years of American citizenship. “I expect it won’t take me and the
boys long to be clearin’ out this cesspool.”
He ambled to the sidewalk and eyed the plain red steel door of the nondescript
row house so common to the Village streets. When Sergeant Behan appeared at
his side, McAdam smiled without turning.
“Alright, Behan, go and give it a knock. Big Dom will be openin’ it personally,
I’m told, and quite the honor he must be figurin’ he’s laying upon us, I wager. Go
on, lad, give it a knock.”
Once inside, McAdams waved a casual hand at the ten uniformed patrolmen
who had ridden in the small paddy wagon which now sat parked behind his
Studebaker.
“Go on, boys, grab a citizen or two before they all scramble down a sewer pipe,”
he said casually. Upon first seeing the police, two dozen patrons had begun a mad
dash for an exit hidden at the rear of the club. As they ran, the musicians on stage
stood and slowly began to break down their equipment in preparation of moving it
all to the equally expansive stage on the third floor. Tomorrow night, after all,
would be just another workday.
McAdams turned to face Cosenza. Big Dom stood impassively next to the lanky
lieutenant, unconsciously trying to stretch his own five foot ten frame to equal that
of McAdams.
“Well, Dominick, it seems an amazing coincidence there’s such a light crowd I’m
witnessing. Seems your regulars have chosen this very evenin’ of all such evenin’s
not to drop in. The hand of Providence, it clearly is.”
Big Dom frowned. McAdams perplexed him, and he didn’t like it. He didn’t like
McAdams much either.
“Yeah, yeah,” he mumbled. “Providence.”
“You wait here, Dominick, ‘til we can cart you off and square your bail away. I
had them bring along a car just for you. Not as jazzy as that Stutz Bearcat you
drive, I worry, but a good, solid Plymouth sedan. I’ll be goin’ on upstairs to see the
ladies now, if you don’t mind.”
Big Dom nodded. “Go on. Lil’s up there, she’ll get the two girls for you.”
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McAdams turned to Behan, who stood a discreet ten paces away casually
eyeing a bottle of Beefeater, which sat unopened in an ice bucket at the nearest
table.
“Sergeant Behan,” McAdams said, his voice cheerful and light, “I’ll be goin’
upstairs now. You keep all the lads down here. It’s tact and Christian charity we’ll
be needin’ up in that sin parlor, and I’ll only be trustin’ meself for that job.” He
glanced at the object of Behan’s attention and smiled tightly.
“Why don’t you and some of the boys in blue be checkin’ for evidence, like good
policemen ought to. Why from here, there’s no way of tellin’ if that’s real gin or
not. But you let me know, now, lad, when I get back down here.”
He turned back to Cosenza. “I’ll be takin’ my leave of you, now, Dominick. Why
don’t you go and take a seat in that Plymouth, my brother. Behan will be out in a
short bit to run you down to the station house.”
Dominick Cosenza leaned his hard muscled frame inward to the lieutenant. He
kept his voice low when he spoke.
“I took a count this afternoon, Francis. Make sure those coppers of yours keep it
light. A halfa case each, no more.” He tapped at a temple with a thick forefinger. “I
got the count right up here, Francis. Remember that.”
McAdams let his own face smile coldly. “And it’s good to know there’s somethin’
up there, Dominick—besides visions of whore tail and dollar signs, that is.”
They held one another’s gaze for five full second and then, as if by
prearrangement, both looked away in unison. That successfully concluded their
business, and Big Dom turned towards the checkroom and his heavy cashmere
topcoat.
McAdams crossed the café floor to the discreet elevator at the rear wall. He
stopped three feet short of the burly, squat man who stood guard there, clad in a
tuxedo which stretched across his enormous muscled arms and chest.
“I’ll be goin’ upstairs now, Guido, if you please,” McAdams said in the same
cheerful singsong he had used on Big Dom. The man tilted his head and gazed
across the floor. When he saw Big Dom give him a discreet nod, he stepped aside.
“Name’s John,” he said harshly as McAdams stepped into the tiny confines of
the elevator.
The lieutenant turned and pulled at the operating lever to activate the lift. He
smiled at the man as the door began to close.
“Why of course it is, Guido, it’s the only one your mother could spell, God bless
her soul.”
Lily crossed the floor of the brothel lounge and greeted him at the elevator.
They embraced warmly, exchanging small kisses on one another’s cheeks.
“It’s good you’re here, Francis,” Lily said, her smile radiant and genuine.
McAdams returned the smile fondly. “Ah, Lillian, you’re as lovely as a picture.”
Then he stepped back from her, took each of her hands in his, and gave an
exaggerated sad frown. “And I’m askin’ meself for the thousandth time, how for
the love of Jesus did a sweet young Irish lass such as yourself come to be mixin’ up
with the likes of these dagos? If it was the high life you were cravin’, Tommy
Sullivan runs a fine old Irish pub on Seventh Avenue, and there’s no more invitin’ a
speakeasy than Rory O’Moore’s East Side joint. Then, all these unpleasantries
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could well be avoided, Lass. As me sainted old mother was sayin’ just last night,
these wops are no better than murderin’ English dogs.”
Lily pulled him towards her and kissed his cheek once more, “You’re sweet,
Francis, but we’ve already spoken of this. Why, it was just this morning you were
telling me the very same thing.”
Now McAdams smiled. “The truth is firm, Lillian, and same in the evenin’ as it is
at morn. But we’ll move on. Do you have two girls lined up for the facin’ of justice,
dearie?”
“Yes, I do.”
He nodded, a serious expression running across his features. “And are they
clean, Lillian? In case some of the lads get a bit frisky in the paddy wagon?”
Lily smiled coyly. “Why, Francis, all my girls are clean. They take a bath every
night. Most nights.”
He nodded again. “Well, then, run along. Go fetch ‘em.”
She glanced around the room, assuring herself that it was empty of anyone but
them.
“But Francis,” she said in a low whisper. “Is our business confirmed?”
He smiled, his dark blue eyes kind and full of true affection. “Of course, me
darlin’,” he said in equally low tones. “Big Dom is on his way, in the trusted hands
of good Sergeant George Behan, my right-hand man. Your troubles are all about to
end, Lillian, as the Good Lord is my judge. The wheels are set to turnin’.”
She smiled. “I knew I could count on you, Francis. As long as we’re friends, I’ll
never
see the inside of that damn kitchen.”
Now he smiled. “Nor will my children ever be layin’ eyes upon the bleak and
sorrowful walls of the poorhouse, saints be praised.”
Lily left for the rear bedroom, returning shortly with Mabel McGuire and Shakey
Miles’ replacement, Margarita Miller. McAdams smiled at them; they were old
acquaintances.
“Get yourselves downstairs now, ladies, if you will. Look for Patrolman
Krausman. You can’t miss him, he’s the Jew and the only copper won’t be suckin’
on a bottle a booze when you get down there. He’ll run you in to face the wrath of
the law and learn your lessons. Go on now.”
The girls entered the elevator and disappeared. McAdams turned back to face
Lily.
“And now, Lillian, where would that baboon, Rudi, be hibernatin’? In one of the
back rooms samplin’ the wares, and gratis to boot, I’d wager.”
She smiled at him sweetly. “Exactly right, Francis. You wait here. I’ll get him.”
As he waited, McAdams watched as a sudden parade of prostitutes, free of their
labors for the balance of the night, filed through the lounge and out the rear fire
door to a stairway leading to the back alley. McAdams smiled at each one, greeting
them by name, and they variously blew kisses, toodle-oohed, or shook their
bosoms for him as they went by. Ah, he thought, it had been a sweet day when,
ten years earlier, he had been driven by the dismal employment opportunities for a
poor young Irish immigrant to sit for the policemen’s civil service exam. A sweet
day indeed.
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When Lily re-entered the room, a brooding, obviously drunken Joe Rudi was
trailing behind her. He went straight to the bar and reached behind it, pulling out a
bottle of gin. Taking two glasses, he sat at the bar and turned to McAdams.
“You wanna drink?” he asked, his words slightly slurred.
McAdams smiled. “Why, Joseph, I truly would. But I’m on duty and I’ve got me a
reputation to think of.”
Rudi shrugged and poured gin into his own glass.
“Suit yourself,” he said, sipping at it. “But there ain’t nobody here but us, and
we got no concerns about reputations, I guess.”
McAdams turned to Lily with a tight smile.
“Now, is that so, Lillian? Are we to say the whole floor is empty, ‘cept for we
three Christian souls?”
She returned the smile. “Empty as our graves, Francis. I checked myself.”
McAdams moved to the bar. “Then pour me that drink, Joseph. I’m not fussy
who it is I drink with.”
Rudi poured two fingers of gin into the glass. McAdams frowned at it. “Well, for
the love of Mary, Rudi, try to remember the whole damn world ain’t eye-talian.
You’re drinkin’ with an Irishman now, lad, so heavy-up that hand a bit.”
Rudi scowled, but again reached for the bottle. He filled the rock glass, six
ounces of straight gin; clear as water, fragrant as a flower. McAdams lifted the
glass and downed half of it in a single swallow. He smiled and licked his lips,
raising the glass in Rudi’s direction.
“To your health, of course,” he said, and then swallowed the balance of the
booze.
Now he stepped back four feet from Rudi and squinted.
“Joseph,” he said, a scolding tone creeping into his voice. “Joseph, I’m afraid my
policeman’s eye has detected a bit of bulge there at your waist. Would that be a
heater you’re packin’ there, lad? And on the very night there’s to be a lawful
crackdown on the joint? That would be insultin’ to me, Joseph. A bit insultin’.”
Rudi smiled. “Relax, copper. The gun’s legit. I got all the paperwork I need.”
McAdams stepped back another foot, an exaggerated look of shock washing
across his face. “Why Joseph, heaven forbid you’re implying the boys down at
Pistol Compliance displayed such a serious lapse of judgment as to issue a thug
such as yourself the legal papers for a carry permit? Is that what you’re implyin’?”
Rudi smiled and drained his glass. He refilled it and then McAdams’.
“Yeah,” he said, an amused smile on his lips. “That’s what I’m implyin’.”
McAdams shook his head sadly. “Well, then, Joseph, do me a service before I
join you in another taste. Slip that heater out and lay it down on the bar. I’ll be
feelin’ better with me eyeballs able to rest on it.”
Rudi shrugged. “Whatever you say, copper,” he said, a scornful sneer creeping
into his tone.
He reached into his waistband and slipped the gun out from under his worn
tuxedo jacket. He placed it on the bar top and slid it five feet away. McAdams
glanced at the heavy Remington revolver and sighed.
“Well, Lillian,” he said, his eyes planted squarely on Rudi. “Time to call it an
evenin’.”
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Lily stepped back further from the bar and smiled. “Yes, Francis, it is indeed.”
Rudi spun his barstool around and faced McAdams. “Already?” he said, his smile
now dismissive. “I thought you was an Irish booze master. One drink and you
quit?”
McAdams smiled coldly. “No, Joseph Rudi. It’s
you
that’s quittin’.”
Now Rudi’s smile turned to a puzzled frown. “What?” he asked.
From her distance, Lily spoke. “Give my regards to my first husband, Joe,” she
said sweetly.
Rudi looked at her, clearly baffled, the gin muddling his brain.
“Your first husband? Tony Olives? Ain’t he dead?”
McAdams drew the forty-four service revolver from under his heavy woolen
winter coat.
“Yes, indeed he is, Joseph. Dead and burnin’ in hell, by the saints above us,” he
said.
He raised the gun and fired. Lily flinched against the crashing boom. The heavy
slug tore through the center of Rudi’s heart, and he died halfway to the hardwood
floor.
McAdams stepped quickly down the bar. Using the now hot barrel of his own
revolver, he pushed Rudi’s gun off the bar top and onto the brothel floor, then
kicked it gently towards the leaking, lifeless body. He turned and faced Lily.
“Imagine the brass of the man,” he said. “Rushin’ at a trained law enforcement
officer such as Francis McAdams, a gun in hand. Why it was a damn near godless
suicide, it was.”
Lily raised her eyes from the corpse. She smiled at McAdams.
“And in front of a witness no less. What
ever
was he thinking?”
McAdams shook his head and compressed his lips. “Lillian, it was the demon
liquor doing his thinkin’, that’s what it was. That’s why the boys and I do our
damnedest to close down these sin parlors. Praise the eighteenth amendment for
the lives it has saved!”
They moved silently closer to the body, standing shoulder to shoulder and
gazing down at it. Without either looking away from Rudi’s corpse, they spoke.
“Now, Lillian,” he said, “what was the deal again? Fifty dollars a night for a
year’s time, was it?”
“That’s it, Francis, my dear. Fifty a night every night the cat house is open for
one
full year.”
He nodded. “And a tidy sum it’ll be. It’s not a joke raisin’ two children on a lowly
policeman’s pay. The whores’ money will go to good use meetin’ the needs of
Francis Junior and Mary Elizabeth, I can assure that, lass.”
With that, the rear door flew wide and the elevator behind them slid open. A
half dozen policemen, pistols drawn, and with the brims of their hats turned
backwards, rushed in. McAdams held up a calming hand.
“Take a beat, lads, and wind down. The thing is done with, thank the saints. The
lady and I have escaped a tragedy. Alas, we’ve lost a soul here, boys, and a
brother in Jesus. But it couldn’t be avoided.”
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The officers gathered around Lily and McAdams, their guns dangling in their
now relaxed hands. After a moment, McAdams looked up and gazed about at his
underlings, a happy smile lighting his face.
“Ah, just think on it, lads. What a great and wondrous country we live in, a
country where the likes of us can stand, and the likes of Joseph Rudi can die, on
the very same floor where the saintly and honorable Mayor Jimmy Walker himself
trod just a few short nights ago.”
Now he looked into Lily’s beautiful gray eyes as she smiled up at him. His mind
swam with memories of past sexual delights shared with the woman behind those
eyes, and her smile told him there was yet more to come.
Ah, yes, he thought. A great and wondrous country indeed.
1927
In the roaring, wild year of 1927, the Alimony Prison, nestled discreetly on
Greenwich Village’s MacDougal Street, was arguably the classiest speakeasy in all
of New York City.
The brainchild of an ex-prize fighter and professional gambler named Dominick
Cosenza, the speak included among its considerable boasts the very finest
Canadian and European booze, the smoothest, hottest New Orleans jazz, and the
cleanest, most enthusiastic Hell’s Kitchen hookers.
Splashy décor surrounded individual café tables arranged freely before an
expansive, elevated stage. A full jazz band commanded the rear stage and
downstage the most beautiful scantily clad showgirls performed nightly to an
always packed house.
Most tables were encircled by thick, pliable vertical rubber bars, and patrons
would part the bars gingerly to access the gilded and cushioned chairs. Waiters
wearing prison garb, gray overalls with horizontal black stripes, and matching
pillbox caps rushed to service them with rum and Cokes, seven and sevens, icy
English gin martinis, and the best cabaret food in town. Only the rival 21 Club,
located just a short walk away, could even begin to match the Prison’s overall
quality.
The main clubroom sat at street level; the brothel, consisting of ten small, well-
furnished bedrooms and an intimate lounge area, occupied the second floor.
On the topmost third floor, an exact mirror image nightclub stood silent and
unused. On those periodic occasions when the downstairs club was raided and
padlocked by pre-arrangement with the local authorities, the third floor was
brought to life and open for business the very next evening. As soon as Cosenza
and his legal representatives had attended to all legalities and fines, the
downstairs club would reopen and the good times would roll uninterrupted until the
next scheduled raid.
Now, on this particular night, Lily O’Rourke Cosenza peered out at the women
standing before her and sighed: they were just children, really, and Lily, at twenty-
seven, having to deal with them all.
“All right, ladies,” she said, in her very best mother-of-the-realm voice. “Just
about time for us to open up for business. But before we do, I need to ask for a
couple of volunteers.”
The “ladies”—eight prostitutes in various stages of splendid boudoir attire—
returned Lily’s casual smile with icy hostility.
“We surely ain’t none of us volunterin’ for nothin’, Lil, so just go on and pick out
the ones of us with the fattest asses and get it over with,” said one young thing,
Mabel McGuire, twenty years old and five foot five, one hundred and forty pounds
if an ounce and hard as a Packard’s chrome bumper.
Lily allowed her smile to grow cold and her eyes to dull.
“Well now,” she said, dabbing a forefinger at Mabel, “that would be you, honey,
sure as Jesus wore sandals to Sunday school.”
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Mabel frowned as the girls around her giggled.
“Figured as much,” she said with resignation.
Trying as it was at times, Lily enjoyed running the second floor brothel for her
husband, the man known to one and all as “Big Dom.” It beat peddling butts or
shaking a leg on some smoky speakeasy stage, both of which had served as
careers in her recent past. Yes, she liked madaming a whole lot better: easier on
the feet
and
on the soul. And it didn’t hurt one little bit to be married to the boss,
her brooding and leathery tough ex-prize-fighter-turned-saloon-keeper. It provided
a powerful touch of job security to her position.
Lily allowed herself a softer smile before speaking. “Girls,” she continued,
cooing comfort at them, “you all know how this works. Every once in a time, the
coppers raid the joint to show the citizens how honest they are. It’s like that for
every speak in the city, every speak in the country, I figure. The deal Big Dom cut
this time was they could take out the downstairs and grab two girls from outta
here. They’ll hit us tomorrow night and then the joint reopens upstairs the next
night, same as usual, and we here in the cathouse, well, we just keep on purring,
just with two less girls. Big Dom pays all bails, legal fees, and fines, and a few days
from now he opens back up on the ground floor and the two girls get cut loose and
come back to work. Everybody comes away happy—saints, sinners, cops, and
citizens.”
Mable McGuire inserted a finger into her right ear, furiously working it against a
dry skin itch she’d been suffering ever since the weather had turned so damn cold.
“Excepts me,” she said. “I winds up gettin’ goosed by some horny coppers and
dyke-rubbed in the women’s lock-up.”
Lily brightened her smile. “Why, Mabel, dearie, I know that feeling. That’s why I
got my man to make it right this time. Big Dom says there’s twenty dollars a day in
it for each girl that volunteers.”
An excited chatter and raising of hands suddenly surrounded Lily, and cries of
“Take me!” and “I’ll do it!” rang in her ears.
“Well, I’ll be damned,” she said sweetly. “If I didn’t know any better I’d just
swear you ladies only do this for the money. Well, I will be damned.”
Later that evening when Lily entered the cluttered first floor office, she found Big
Dom hunched over his massive mahogany desk, an unlit Cuban cigar clenched
between his yellowed, uneven teeth, a scowl working at the corners of his mouth.
“Sit,” he said gruffly, without raising his eyes to her.
She dropped heavily into one of the upholstered dark blue velvet chairs before
the desk and sighed. He knotted his hands together on the desktop and slowly
leaned his massive upper body toward her. Big Dom made a strong and conscious
effort to ignore her stunning beauty, despite the inviting glisten from her bobbed,
chestnut hair and promise of warmth from her body.
“You line up two broads to get pinched tomorrow night?” he asked, his voice
hard.
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Lily could see, without needing to look, the coarse pubic-like hair which matted
the back of his large, gnarled fighter’s hands on the desk before her. It caused the
hair at her nape to stir.
“Yes,” she said, her tone neutral and matter of fact. “Mabel McGuire and
Shakey Miles.”
Now his scowl deepened, the cigar tip dipping against the increased clench of
his teeth.
“Shakey? Why Shakey? She pulls in nearly a c-note a night. Get one of the
others, another pig like Mabel.”
Her smile deepened as she thought: How fortunate it was that Big Dom owned
one of the city’s most profitable speakeasies. He’d have little influence over man
nor woman otherwise.
“Okay, honey, if that’s what you want.”
“Yes, that’s what I want. Now beat it, I’m busy.”
She stood slowly, admiring the sparkle of the three-carat diamond on her finger
as it tossed the glow from the green shaded desk lamp about the room. As she
turned to leave, she heard him bark once more but did not bother to turn to face
him.
“And Lily,” he said, “I’ll tell you somethin’ else I want. I want you and that Joe
Rudi to knock it off. There’s more than some might say I was crazy, but I ain’t blind
and I ain’t stupid. I hear about you and the bull-necked Sicilian goon playing
footsies just one more time, I’m gonna rip his lungs out. Then I’m gonna bust up
that pretty face of yours real good and put you to workin’ in the kitchen steamin’
pots with the chinks. You hear me?”
Still without turning, she answered, keeping her voice light, her tone singsong.
Lily had been around, and she knew when a dangerous man was mad, and she
knew when one was bad mad. Big Dom Cosenza was bad mad.
“Nothin’ going on there, lover. I swear on my soul, but I hear you. Joe and me
won’t even speak on a single thing but Prison business—Big Dom business.” She
paused and waited for the dismissive grunt she knew was coming, then left the
room. Softly.
Guiseppe Cataldo Rudialaro was thirty years old and known throughout both the
criminal and societal world of New York City as Joe Rudi. He had shared a misspent
childhood and youth prowling the South Brooklyn streets and brothels with his life-
long friend, Alphonse Capone. And then, eight long years ago, in 1919, a local
misfortune had befallen young Alphonse and driven him off into the protective
womb of Chicago’s underworld.
Young Rudi had then taken up with Charles Luciano, a bootlegger and pimp
known to one and all as “Lucky.” Joe had initially served as a low rung enforcer and
debt collector, gradually working his way up to occasional hit man. But later, as
signs of Rudi’s awkward addiction to alcohol and games of chance had become
apparent to Luciano, genuinely fond of young Joe, Lucky had assigned him a lesser
role as overseer in Big Dom’s classy joint down in the Village. It had, after all, been
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Luciano’s money and booze, political juice and muscle, which had set Big Dom up
in business, and as any Astor or Carnegie might do, Lucky had had the foresight to
put friendly and loyal eyes and ears into the midst of his investment. Sometimes,
Luciano well knew, a man made his own luck.
With Rudi serving as an extremely competent and enthusiastic bouncer for the
speakeasy and brothel, Big Dom had harbored no complaints. It had been a win-
win situation: a Luciano trademark. So far, for nearly three years, it had worked
well.
Now, just before midnight, Rudi sat hunched over good English gin and clear ice
while seated at the small, dim corner bar tucked at the rear of the brothel’s
lounge. He watched with hooded, half-drunken eyes as two hookers worked a
customer, swelling an imagination of sexual anticipation in the poor sucker that Joe
knew even they, with the combined might of their considerable abilities, would
never satisfy.
He slowly sipped at his gin and turned his attention back to Lily, who was
perched sensuously on the black leather barstool beside him.
“I ain’t scareda no punch-drunk ex-pug,” he said, the cigarette and alcohol
ravaged vocal cords in his throat grating on each syllable. “He can name his
poison: fists, knives, guns, or better. I can take him three ways from Sunday.”
Lily smiled at him sweetly and patted gently at his hand where it was clenched
tightly on the bar’s edge.
“I know that, sweetie,” she purred, her eyelids fluttering seductively as she
thought: What predictable fools these thugs all were. “But, dearie, that’s not the
point. The point is, Momma likes the moola, and Big Dom’s got the big pile. You
can come up just a little short in that department. So, we need to break it off—
clean—grand as it all was.”
She leaned in closer, allowing her cleavage to compress and her five-dollar-a-
bottle imported perfume to reach into his brain. Rudi’s face, at best impassive and
bulldoggish, turned colder and meaner.
“There’s a name used for a dame talks like that,” he said, allowing more hiss
into his usual rasp.
Lily pursed her lips. “But, Joe, lover, you’re too much a class act to use that on
me. You know, baby, nobody ever loved me better’n you, Joe. We’ll always have
that.”
Joe Rudi had the education of a street orphan and the finesse of a Roman galley
slave, but behind his hard dark eyes an animal’s cunning danced lightly and
vigilantly.
He smiled at her, cold and cruel, sneering as he spoke.
“Bullshit, baby. You run those lines on the headwaiter and that newspaperman
you got your eye on. Me and you, we ain’t got a damned thing. But startin’ night
after tomorrow, right after the raid is done with, you can start skimmin’ a little
more of the nightly take. Let’s say a c-note more. And
then
we’ll have us
somethin’. That’s my price.”
Lily frowned. This did not sound right. She had been prepared for the roar of
wounded manly pride and a painfully cut off libido. But this. This sounded like
greed. This she could respect, and it frightened her.
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“Your price? But, baby, your price for what?”
Rudi slipped an Old Gold between his thick lips and dug out a diamond
encrusted lighter. Its gold face was inscribed “To my Paisano, with friendship
forever, AL.” He struck the flame and raised his eyes to hers. Still smiling around
the cigarette, he now spoke softly.
“My price to not go see Big Dom. My price to not tell him about that cute little
dimple you got on your left ass cheek. To not tell him... stuff. You know, dolly...
stuff.”
Lily sat back on her stool. She had a sudden vision of a hospital emergency
room, with doctors peering down at her face, horror in their eyes, blood running
warm on her skin. Then, suddenly, the hot and smelly steaming kitchen of the
Alimony Prison pushed into her mind’s eye and the chop-chop cadence of Chinese
laborers began to echo within her head.
She didn’t know which image terrified her more, but she did know one thing:
Neither was to her liking. No, she thought, this was not quite what she had in mind.
Lily was up and about early the next morning, eight o’clock, without a care that
Dom would ever know she had left the cozy confines of their Sullivan Street
townhouse. They had both rolled in at five a.m., after closing the Prison down and
locking up the night’s receipts in the hidden safe. Big Dom had been good and
drunk, and Lily knew he would not awaken until noon at the very earliest. And she
planned to be back home long before that.
Lily quickly and quietly dressed in her best uptown clothes as the nature of her
errand made it best conducted away from the small town intimacy of the twisting,
tree-lined Village streets. Yes, it was better that she head for the hustle and bustle
of midtown, away from her local celebrity status—just another face in the great
metropolitan crowd. She invested seventy-five cents in taxi fare and luxuriated in
the comfort of an Oldsmobile’s rear seat, thankful for the grizzled cabby’s silence
as he skillfully snaked through the workday traffic.
Later, a second cab sped her homeward, and she took leave of it at the corner
of Sullivan and West Third, walking the last half block to the townhouse. And when
Big Dom awoke at one-fifteen that afternoon, Lily greeted him with a smile from
their kitchen table.
“Morning, baby,” she said. “I’ve got some nice strong coffee for my big, strong
man. You sit down and let me serve it to you.”
Big Dom paused in the doorway, waiting for the bourbon to stop pounding in his
temples. His bloodshot eyes took in the beauty of Lily, her full, lush body swelling
the silk and satin nightgown she wore. He smiled. What a lucky son-of-a-bitch he
was, he thought. Had the world by the short ones, he did, and he would never give
it up.
“Thanks, dolly,” he said. “While I’m drinkin’ it, you go get yourself ready for me.
I need a little lovin’ this morning.”
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Lily went to the stove and poured black coffee into his favorite mug. Turning,
she allowed the nightgown to slip itself open a bit. She smiled at his hulking mass
still hovering in the kitchen doorway.
“I’m sure glad to hear that, baby,” she cooed. “Nobody ever loved me better
than you, Daddy. You hurry down this coffee. I’ll be waiting for you.”
At exactly ten o’clock that evening, three police vehicles rolled to a stop in front of
the Alimony Prison. Lieutenant Francis Dermott McAdams, thirty-two years old and
a strapping six feet two inches tall, climbed from the lead vehicle, a black
Studebaker. Closing the door behind him, he leaned into the open passenger
window and spoke to the patrolman sitting in the driver’s seat.
“You stay waitin’ here, Douglas, lad,” he said, his brogue nearly untouched
despite fifteen years of American citizenship. “I expect it won’t take me and the
boys long to be clearin’ out this cesspool.”
He ambled to the sidewalk and eyed the plain red steel door of the nondescript
row house so common to the Village streets. When Sergeant Behan appeared at
his side, McAdam smiled without turning.
“Alright, Behan, go and give it a knock. Big Dom will be openin’ it personally,
I’m told, and quite the honor he must be figurin’ he’s laying upon us, I wager. Go
on, lad, give it a knock.”
Once inside, McAdams waved a casual hand at the ten uniformed patrolmen
who had ridden in the small paddy wagon which now sat parked behind his
Studebaker.
“Go on, boys, grab a citizen or two before they all scramble down a sewer pipe,”
he said casually. Upon first seeing the police, two dozen patrons had begun a mad
dash for an exit hidden at the rear of the club. As they ran, the musicians on stage
stood and slowly began to break down their equipment in preparation of moving it
all to the equally expansive stage on the third floor. Tomorrow night, after all,
would be just another workday.
McAdams turned to face Cosenza. Big Dom stood impassively next to the lanky
lieutenant, unconsciously trying to stretch his own five foot ten frame to equal that
of McAdams.
“Well, Dominick, it seems an amazing coincidence there’s such a light crowd I’m
witnessing. Seems your regulars have chosen this very evenin’ of all such evenin’s
not to drop in. The hand of Providence, it clearly is.”
Big Dom frowned. McAdams perplexed him, and he didn’t like it. He didn’t like
McAdams much either.
“Yeah, yeah,” he mumbled. “Providence.”
“You wait here, Dominick, ‘til we can cart you off and square your bail away. I
had them bring along a car just for you. Not as jazzy as that Stutz Bearcat you
drive, I worry, but a good, solid Plymouth sedan. I’ll be goin’ on upstairs to see the
ladies now, if you don’t mind.”
Big Dom nodded. “Go on. Lil’s up there, she’ll get the two girls for you.”
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McAdams turned to Behan, who stood a discreet ten paces away casually
eyeing a bottle of Beefeater, which sat unopened in an ice bucket at the nearest
table.
“Sergeant Behan,” McAdams said, his voice cheerful and light, “I’ll be goin’
upstairs now. You keep all the lads down here. It’s tact and Christian charity we’ll
be needin’ up in that sin parlor, and I’ll only be trustin’ meself for that job.” He
glanced at the object of Behan’s attention and smiled tightly.
“Why don’t you and some of the boys in blue be checkin’ for evidence, like good
policemen ought to. Why from here, there’s no way of tellin’ if that’s real gin or
not. But you let me know, now, lad, when I get back down here.”
He turned back to Cosenza. “I’ll be takin’ my leave of you, now, Dominick. Why
don’t you go and take a seat in that Plymouth, my brother. Behan will be out in a
short bit to run you down to the station house.”
Dominick Cosenza leaned his hard muscled frame inward to the lieutenant. He
kept his voice low when he spoke.
“I took a count this afternoon, Francis. Make sure those coppers of yours keep it
light. A halfa case each, no more.” He tapped at a temple with a thick forefinger. “I
got the count right up here, Francis. Remember that.”
McAdams let his own face smile coldly. “And it’s good to know there’s somethin’
up there, Dominick—besides visions of whore tail and dollar signs, that is.”
They held one another’s gaze for five full second and then, as if by
prearrangement, both looked away in unison. That successfully concluded their
business, and Big Dom turned towards the checkroom and his heavy cashmere
topcoat.
McAdams crossed the café floor to the discreet elevator at the rear wall. He
stopped three feet short of the burly, squat man who stood guard there, clad in a
tuxedo which stretched across his enormous muscled arms and chest.
“I’ll be goin’ upstairs now, Guido, if you please,” McAdams said in the same
cheerful singsong he had used on Big Dom. The man tilted his head and gazed
across the floor. When he saw Big Dom give him a discreet nod, he stepped aside.
“Name’s John,” he said harshly as McAdams stepped into the tiny confines of
the elevator.
The lieutenant turned and pulled at the operating lever to activate the lift. He
smiled at the man as the door began to close.
“Why of course it is, Guido, it’s the only one your mother could spell, God bless
her soul.”
Lily crossed the floor of the brothel lounge and greeted him at the elevator.
They embraced warmly, exchanging small kisses on one another’s cheeks.
“It’s good you’re here, Francis,” Lily said, her smile radiant and genuine.
McAdams returned the smile fondly. “Ah, Lillian, you’re as lovely as a picture.”
Then he stepped back from her, took each of her hands in his, and gave an
exaggerated sad frown. “And I’m askin’ meself for the thousandth time, how for
the love of Jesus did a sweet young Irish lass such as yourself come to be mixin’ up
with the likes of these dagos? If it was the high life you were cravin’, Tommy
Sullivan runs a fine old Irish pub on Seventh Avenue, and there’s no more invitin’ a
speakeasy than Rory O’Moore’s East Side joint. Then, all these unpleasantries
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could well be avoided, Lass. As me sainted old mother was sayin’ just last night,
these wops are no better than murderin’ English dogs.”
Lily pulled him towards her and kissed his cheek once more, “You’re sweet,
Francis, but we’ve already spoken of this. Why, it was just this morning you were
telling me the very same thing.”
Now McAdams smiled. “The truth is firm, Lillian, and same in the evenin’ as it is
at morn. But we’ll move on. Do you have two girls lined up for the facin’ of justice,
dearie?”
“Yes, I do.”
He nodded, a serious expression running across his features. “And are they
clean, Lillian? In case some of the lads get a bit frisky in the paddy wagon?”
Lily smiled coyly. “Why, Francis, all my girls are clean. They take a bath every
night. Most nights.”
He nodded again. “Well, then, run along. Go fetch ‘em.”
She glanced around the room, assuring herself that it was empty of anyone but
them.
“But Francis,” she said in a low whisper. “Is our business confirmed?”
He smiled, his dark blue eyes kind and full of true affection. “Of course, me
darlin’,” he said in equally low tones. “Big Dom is on his way, in the trusted hands
of good Sergeant George Behan, my right-hand man. Your troubles are all about to
end, Lillian, as the Good Lord is my judge. The wheels are set to turnin’.”
She smiled. “I knew I could count on you, Francis. As long as we’re friends, I’ll
never
see the inside of that damn kitchen.”
Now he smiled. “Nor will my children ever be layin’ eyes upon the bleak and
sorrowful walls of the poorhouse, saints be praised.”
Lily left for the rear bedroom, returning shortly with Mabel McGuire and Shakey
Miles’ replacement, Margarita Miller. McAdams smiled at them; they were old
acquaintances.
“Get yourselves downstairs now, ladies, if you will. Look for Patrolman
Krausman. You can’t miss him, he’s the Jew and the only copper won’t be suckin’
on a bottle a booze when you get down there. He’ll run you in to face the wrath of
the law and learn your lessons. Go on now.”
The girls entered the elevator and disappeared. McAdams turned back to face
Lily.
“And now, Lillian, where would that baboon, Rudi, be hibernatin’? In one of the
back rooms samplin’ the wares, and gratis to boot, I’d wager.”
She smiled at him sweetly. “Exactly right, Francis. You wait here. I’ll get him.”
As he waited, McAdams watched as a sudden parade of prostitutes, free of their
labors for the balance of the night, filed through the lounge and out the rear fire
door to a stairway leading to the back alley. McAdams smiled at each one, greeting
them by name, and they variously blew kisses, toodle-oohed, or shook their
bosoms for him as they went by. Ah, he thought, it had been a sweet day when,
ten years earlier, he had been driven by the dismal employment opportunities for a
poor young Irish immigrant to sit for the policemen’s civil service exam. A sweet
day indeed.
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When Lily re-entered the room, a brooding, obviously drunken Joe Rudi was
trailing behind her. He went straight to the bar and reached behind it, pulling out a
bottle of gin. Taking two glasses, he sat at the bar and turned to McAdams.
“You wanna drink?” he asked, his words slightly slurred.
McAdams smiled. “Why, Joseph, I truly would. But I’m on duty and I’ve got me a
reputation to think of.”
Rudi shrugged and poured gin into his own glass.
“Suit yourself,” he said, sipping at it. “But there ain’t nobody here but us, and
we got no concerns about reputations, I guess.”
McAdams turned to Lily with a tight smile.
“Now, is that so, Lillian? Are we to say the whole floor is empty, ‘cept for we
three Christian souls?”
She returned the smile. “Empty as our graves, Francis. I checked myself.”
McAdams moved to the bar. “Then pour me that drink, Joseph. I’m not fussy
who it is I drink with.”
Rudi poured two fingers of gin into the glass. McAdams frowned at it. “Well, for
the love of Mary, Rudi, try to remember the whole damn world ain’t eye-talian.
You’re drinkin’ with an Irishman now, lad, so heavy-up that hand a bit.”
Rudi scowled, but again reached for the bottle. He filled the rock glass, six
ounces of straight gin; clear as water, fragrant as a flower. McAdams lifted the
glass and downed half of it in a single swallow. He smiled and licked his lips,
raising the glass in Rudi’s direction.
“To your health, of course,” he said, and then swallowed the balance of the
booze.
Now he stepped back four feet from Rudi and squinted.
“Joseph,” he said, a scolding tone creeping into his voice. “Joseph, I’m afraid my
policeman’s eye has detected a bit of bulge there at your waist. Would that be a
heater you’re packin’ there, lad? And on the very night there’s to be a lawful
crackdown on the joint? That would be insultin’ to me, Joseph. A bit insultin’.”
Rudi smiled. “Relax, copper. The gun’s legit. I got all the paperwork I need.”
McAdams stepped back another foot, an exaggerated look of shock washing
across his face. “Why Joseph, heaven forbid you’re implying the boys down at
Pistol Compliance displayed such a serious lapse of judgment as to issue a thug
such as yourself the legal papers for a carry permit? Is that what you’re implyin’?”
Rudi smiled and drained his glass. He refilled it and then McAdams’.
“Yeah,” he said, an amused smile on his lips. “That’s what I’m implyin’.”
McAdams shook his head sadly. “Well, then, Joseph, do me a service before I
join you in another taste. Slip that heater out and lay it down on the bar. I’ll be
feelin’ better with me eyeballs able to rest on it.”
Rudi shrugged. “Whatever you say, copper,” he said, a scornful sneer creeping
into his tone.
He reached into his waistband and slipped the gun out from under his worn
tuxedo jacket. He placed it on the bar top and slid it five feet away. McAdams
glanced at the heavy Remington revolver and sighed.
“Well, Lillian,” he said, his eyes planted squarely on Rudi. “Time to call it an
evenin’.”
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Lily stepped back further from the bar and smiled. “Yes, Francis, it is indeed.”
Rudi spun his barstool around and faced McAdams. “Already?” he said, his smile
now dismissive. “I thought you was an Irish booze master. One drink and you
quit?”
McAdams smiled coldly. “No, Joseph Rudi. It’s
you
that’s quittin’.”
Now Rudi’s smile turned to a puzzled frown. “What?” he asked.
From her distance, Lily spoke. “Give my regards to my first husband, Joe,” she
said sweetly.
Rudi looked at her, clearly baffled, the gin muddling his brain.
“Your first husband? Tony Olives? Ain’t he dead?”
McAdams drew the forty-four service revolver from under his heavy woolen
winter coat.
“Yes, indeed he is, Joseph. Dead and burnin’ in hell, by the saints above us,” he
said.
He raised the gun and fired. Lily flinched against the crashing boom. The heavy
slug tore through the center of Rudi’s heart, and he died halfway to the hardwood
floor.
McAdams stepped quickly down the bar. Using the now hot barrel of his own
revolver, he pushed Rudi’s gun off the bar top and onto the brothel floor, then
kicked it gently towards the leaking, lifeless body. He turned and faced Lily.
“Imagine the brass of the man,” he said. “Rushin’ at a trained law enforcement
officer such as Francis McAdams, a gun in hand. Why it was a damn near godless
suicide, it was.”
Lily raised her eyes from the corpse. She smiled at McAdams.
“And in front of a witness no less. What
ever
was he thinking?”
McAdams shook his head and compressed his lips. “Lillian, it was the demon
liquor doing his thinkin’, that’s what it was. That’s why the boys and I do our
damnedest to close down these sin parlors. Praise the eighteenth amendment for
the lives it has saved!”
They moved silently closer to the body, standing shoulder to shoulder and
gazing down at it. Without either looking away from Rudi’s corpse, they spoke.
“Now, Lillian,” he said, “what was the deal again? Fifty dollars a night for a
year’s time, was it?”
“That’s it, Francis, my dear. Fifty a night every night the cat house is open for
one
full year.”
He nodded. “And a tidy sum it’ll be. It’s not a joke raisin’ two children on a lowly
policeman’s pay. The whores’ money will go to good use meetin’ the needs of
Francis Junior and Mary Elizabeth, I can assure that, lass.”
With that, the rear door flew wide and the elevator behind them slid open. A
half dozen policemen, pistols drawn, and with the brims of their hats turned
backwards, rushed in. McAdams held up a calming hand.
“Take a beat, lads, and wind down. The thing is done with, thank the saints. The
lady and I have escaped a tragedy. Alas, we’ve lost a soul here, boys, and a
brother in Jesus. But it couldn’t be avoided.”
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The officers gathered around Lily and McAdams, their guns dangling in their
now relaxed hands. After a moment, McAdams looked up and gazed about at his
underlings, a happy smile lighting his face.
“Ah, just think on it, lads. What a great and wondrous country we live in, a
country where the likes of us can stand, and the likes of Joseph Rudi can die, on
the very same floor where the saintly and honorable Mayor Jimmy Walker himself
trod just a few short nights ago.”
Now he looked into Lily’s beautiful gray eyes as she smiled up at him. His mind
swam with memories of past sexual delights shared with the woman behind those
eyes, and her smile told him there was yet more to come.
Ah, yes, he thought. A great and wondrous country indeed.
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